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vaporious

if you havent seen #governmentshutdownpickuplines then you’re seriously missing out

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fuckyeah-animalcrossing
universe-of-peoples

Animal Crossing New Horizons 3.0

Here’s what I remember seeing:

  • Bulk crafting
  • Easier terraforming mechanics
  • New items
  • Max storage update to 9,000
  • Storage can now hold trees, shrubs, and flowers (I wonder if it can hold crops too?)
  • New hotel designer (like HHP but free?)
  • Deep sleep island designer (like Harvey’s photopia but it’s a whole island, and you get THREE of them per player)
  • Resetti’s new cleanup service (makes tearing down your island to redesign it way faster)
  • Classic Nintendo in-game consoles with mini-games
  • LEGO collab
  • Zelda collab
  • Splatoon collab

Am I missing anything??? Probably!

fuckyeahasexual
faux-stars

Asexuals can never win because...

  • if you're attractive, you just "haven't found the right partner"
  • if you're unattractive, you're just "coping"
  • if you're hetero, you're a "closeted gay"
  • if you're homo/bi, you're just an "attention seeker"
  • if you're sex positive or sex neutral, you're a "liar"
  • if you're sex negative, you're a "prude"
  • if you speak out about acespec issues, you're "entitled"
  • if you don't speak out about acespec issues, you're "invisible"
  • if you're cis, you're "not queer enough"
  • if you date the opposite gender, you're "not queer enough"
  • if you're trans, your asexuality "doesn't matter"
  • if you date the same gender, your asexuality "doesn't matter"
  • if you're SA'd, it's "your fault"
  • if you're a sex worker, you're "deceitful"
  • if you write about asexuality, you're "boring"
  • if you write smut, you're "fake"
  • if you try to find community, you're "attention seeking"
  • if you keep to yourself, you're "narcissistic"

And those aren't even the real life issues that asexual people face on a daily basis. We can't even talk about our real life because simply trying to exist online and trying to build communities is downright near impossible all on its own.

I've been in the trenches for twelve years now, and I'm so tired.

awkwardnoob
shithowdy

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

shithowdy

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

shithowdy

past a certain note threshold on tumblr posts you unlock a bloodborne-esque insight and the strange lives of this site's users become visible to you

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theothin

we fucking found them?

wild-aspen

Ok I know we joke about this but I just went to the settings and first clicked "adjust for best performance" and then re-checked only 1 box:

"Smooth edges of screen fonts"

My computer was running hot before I turned everything off; the office I'm in is very warm, I could feel the heat of my CPU through the keyboard. The fans were going, not as loud as they usually get, but they were still blasting.

Y'all.

I can barely feel the warmth through the keyboard now. It's been like 2 minutes. The fan is nearly silent.

Click the Windows key and start typing "System settings", and "View Advanced system settings" will pop up. Then click "Settings" under Performance:

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Then you'll see this:

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TURN IT ALL OFF.

I turned "Show window contents while dragging" and then turned that off again. It's up to you.

khashanakalashtar

My computer is so quiet and reasonably-temperatured now and I barely notice a difference in utility, why is windows like this

maybe I can even play computer games again

paintpencilink

The second best thing you can do for a Win10 computer is turn off whatever unnecessary services it's decided it needs to run in the background always. Some services it does need, but others are useless. Here's an article that goes into step by steps.

10AppsManager lets you uninstall bloatware. Winaero Tweaker lets you disable crap like Cortana/Copilot, ads, telemetry, internet search results when you search from the taskbar, and all kinds of other stuff, plus it gives you lots of other little options that are just nice to have (like, it can restore the old MS Paint program in place of Paint 3D). Both are totally free.

Oh, and check your startup programs in the Task Manager tab to make sure your computer isn't automatically starting eight million programs every time it boots. But I think people mostly know about that. (Unless this is me going "they only know one or two feldspars... and quartz of course.")

The first best thing you can do for a Windows computer is install Linux Mint. But some of us do need a few pesky Windows-specific programs. Bleh. Still, if you're up for a project, you can have both (and it's awesome). Here's an article about setting up a dual boot Windows/Mint system.

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